Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What's worse than dropping a scope of ice cream?

Dropping 2 scoops of ice cream. What's worse than dropping 2 scoops of ice cream? Getting a hand chopped off. What's worse than getting a hand chopped off? Getting both hands chopped off. What's worse than getting both hands chopped off? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping 3 scoops of ice cream.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

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How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'