He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
They only ...
Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer
Sundae School
He was hit by a buss
A Russian spy.
He got hit by a bus!
It goes back for seconds
So he could tell the time at night !
Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"
Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.
Everywhere.
Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'