What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

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Sir.

Complaint Jokes More Complaint Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

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Because he just isn't a mourning person.

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Headmaster Jokes More Headmaster Jokes

What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

What do you call someone with a large head?

The headmaster.