What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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How do you milk sheep?

A: With iPhone accessories.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

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What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.