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What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why do programmers produce more garbage than others ?

Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.

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What font is alphabet soup produced in?

Times New Ramen

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe?

They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Klingon Jokes More Klingon Jokes

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

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Why did the Senator get on Viagara?

He wanted to achieve erection reform.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Midget Body Jokes More Midget Body Jokes

What do midget's bodies produce more of?

Endwarfins

What are the chemicals in a midget's body that make them happy?

En-dwarf-ins