What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

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What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!