What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What type of milk is swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

How did the potato get back from the party?

It booked a Tuber.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?