What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call a factory that produces quality goods?

A satisfactory

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.