Who are the biggest nay-sayers on Earth?

Horses

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.