What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.