What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

How many WoW devs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter. They'll just nerf darkness next patch instead.