Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.