Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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They went looking for love in Alderaan places.