What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)?

I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.

Why will the columbine high basket ball team lose the tournament?

Because they lost their 2 best shooters

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.