What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

Why were episodes 4, 5, 6 made before 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge Yoda was.

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What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!