What's a sheep's favourite band?

Ewe 2

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear