What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

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Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!