Burger King Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What does Joe Pesci order at Burger King?

An angry wopper.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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I think I could pull it off

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