Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What do you say when Kim Kardashian burns to the ground?

Look at all that ash...

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What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.