Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What do women and turds have in common?

The older they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Burger King Jokes More Burger King Jokes

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality