What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.