What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What is brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

Redhead Jokes More Redhead Jokes

What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on