What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

Where Do Pirates From Kansas Go?

AR-Kansas

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey.

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!