What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.