What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!