What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why are so many blind people religious?

Because they just won't open their eyes!