Neighbor
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
Because you start wearing less and going out more
He had to start from scratch.
Crime
A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.
I haven’t been anywhere!
Pho fo' fo' at fo'
This is the end.
Because now his watch has ended.
payday vs prayday.
yesallwomen
A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...