Neighbor
Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.
As many as want to be!
He started to hear invoices in his head.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Barbecue Sauce
A florist.
That’s a deep subject.
They 'loin' fast!
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
Neighbor.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
A play on words.
A Rastafarian Proctologist
He read it in the Hobbituary.
M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.
