How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Why is the archaeologist sad?

Because his career is in ruins.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.