One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.
Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.
Don't stop, bereaving!
He's never comfortable in his own scales.
Old.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.