Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Which song would an exception sing?

Can't catch me - Avicii

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!