Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.