Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

Chorus Jokes More Chorus Jokes

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.