How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Ladder Jokes More Ladder Jokes

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why do women like men with moustaches?

Because they immediately see something about you they can change.

How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why is it that lawyers get sick?

It's because they are ually obligated to do so.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ?

Amahl shook up !

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.