NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
A Werehouse.
One. Apparently she will screw anything.
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
A just duet.
Jazz Duets.
Shia Labeouf