How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2 . One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands?

Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...