How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.