What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

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What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand ?

Birdsthigh fish fingers !

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even."

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.