What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

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What is a Canadian's favourite letter?

Eh?

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender