I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What does Fabrizio like to put on his sandwiches?

Mustardo!

How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

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How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox?

How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!

How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.