Where do you usually find dogs?

It all depends on where you lose them.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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Where do you find dragon milk?

Short legged cows

What's a mostly red rainbow called?

A pride flag found at Orlando.

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What does a 80 year old women taste like?

Depends..

How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.