How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Why does Kylo Ren decline all my raid invites in WoW?

Cause he been solo.

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

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Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine