Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
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Coffee Mug
Booze.
You invite two of them.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
Notice me sin() !!!
Cats
One can raise a child
because they are very touching
Salt Lick City
Virgin Mobile
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Zero. They don't exist.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Hydra-Gin
Cut off his nose.
Stop those damn Thebes!"
It wasn't, it was feeling blue.
He was gelded.
