Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

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What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A: A book.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"