Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."