What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.