What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?

COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar