What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

Why is hip hop popular among urban youth?

because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?

I need some for tonight.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar