What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

How can you tell when a politician is lying?

When their lips move

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Sandy Claw Jokes More Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What do they sell at aloo's snackbar?

Boom

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar