Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?

Nothing, he didn't make it that far.

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

How many cats does it take to make a fur coat?

None! Cats can't sew!

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA