Sandy Claw Jokes

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

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Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Sandy Jokes More Sandy Jokes

Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have "Sandy claws" !

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

Boom Jokes More Boom Jokes

What did the terrorist's ghost say?

BOOM!

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach