Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What is a dog's favorite Christmas song?

Fleas Navidad

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why would a needle even be in a haystack?

Who sews in a barn

What are Bill Gates latest projects?

Needle upscaling and camel miniaturization.