Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.