What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

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What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST