What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What's your five-year goal?

Me: Paid administrative leave.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."