What do you mean, ten?

Ten years Ten months Ten-" "Nine... Eight..."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.