What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

Why are cripples always made fun of?

because they can't stand up for themselves!

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Why was the Eunich Squirrel unhappy?

Because he had no nuts.

What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

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He has claw marks on his forehead.

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.