What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

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What did one bolt of cloth say to the other bolt of cloth after hurting its feelings?

I'm sari.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!