What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Nut and bolt

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What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.