What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

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What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean