Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

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What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

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What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.