Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!"

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

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Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.