Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

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What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why don't robots have brothers?

Because they all have trans-sisters

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Bad Boyfriend Jokes More Bad Boyfriend Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.