Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What do your mom and the Baltimore Police have in common?

They both like giving nickel rides to black men!

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What type of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut?

Your aim.