Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

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What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!