Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

Silk Jokes More Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.