Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!