Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandles?

Philippe Philoppe

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.