Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?