Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

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How does NASA throw a holiday party?

They planet.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

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What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.