Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen