Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver?

He said "Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens