Linen Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.