Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
A: A hobby horse.
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke
Besides that's what she said and yo mama.
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
esteemed vegetable.
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
Imgrrrrrrr
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
None, they go commando.
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
