Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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He has a flashing light.

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It's alright, they're just a little chewy.

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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A: Their balls are for decoration only

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OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

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Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

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Chernobyl fall out.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.