Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
Thoreau Back Thursday
a failure!
Because it was a chesnut tree.
A: "Would you like fries with that "
The punchline is too long.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
A: surname
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
None, they go commando.
Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
