What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What does a hardware salesman do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts