What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Previous Random Joke Next
Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Crap Jokes More Crap Jokes

Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands?

If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Double Bond Jokes More Double Bond Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad?

Because they're diene

Calcium Jokes More Calcium Jokes

How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)