The US elections.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
On the Origin of Feces*
Because they're diene
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.
Just one hair.
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
A Step-Stool
Poop in the specimen cup.
Bandit like Beckham
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
Bee-trix Potter !
The first one.
Sandy
They wished it was Anubis.
A crush crush
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
