What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

How do they keep track of books at the sausage library?

The Andouille Decimal System

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.

How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.