What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

What does Charles Darwin use to moisturise his skin?

Evo-lotion.