What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

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How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What did the Officer say after arresting the crooked cook?

I just booked a cook for cooking the books."

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Whole Foods ME: Hi CLERK: Hello ME: Do you...uh CLERK: Do we what?

ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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How did Charles Darwin die?

Natural causes.

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.